Sailing the Accountant Sea
- jhennk
- May 9, 2024
- 1 min read
Winner of the 2018 Geist Magazine Work Shanty Contest (Issue 111 Winter 2018)
Sailing the Accountant Sea: A Fiscal Pirate's Shanty
(to the tune of "The Pirate Shanty")
excerpt:
"The auditors are coming and will open up our books
They'll question our provisions, give expenses second looks
So, batten down the revenues, we'll try another tack
'Cause if they find those stashed doubloons we all will get the sack!"
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